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poxline — 2008-06-12T14:39:33Z

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Nicky Hilton just stepped in Paris

poxline — 2008-04-04T11:49:00Z

Some stinks, a person can never build up a tolerance for. A Socialite's Life studies Nicky Hilton, who grew up downwind from toxic mess Paris so should be able to nose through anything, and marvels that there appears to be some noxious scent she is not immune to.

Brandon Davis: Greasy with a side of racist

poxline — 2008-04-04T11:40:00Z

Slimy lump Brandon Davis may finally be known for something beyond nicknaming Lindsay Lohan 'Fire Crotch.' Unfortunately, his new infamy will be harder to wear with pride.

Janice Dickinson hostage drama

poxline — 2008-04-04T10:59:00Z

Self-proclaimed supermodel Janice Dickinson has been stranded on a tropical island for 16 weeks running now. Or so it seems. It also seems that knowing Flynet eyes have honed in on Janice just as she is about to go cannibal.

Megan Fox says, 'Sniff my finger!'

poxline — 2008-04-04T10:28:00Z

Her role in Transformers has transformed scrappy Megan Fox from the girlfriend of an old guy from Beverly Hills 90210 to an international superstar movie actress diva! Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna focuses on Megan's ascension to number one!

Blake Lively: 'Gossip Girl' invites the wrath of Angelina Jolie

poxline — 2008-04-04T10:16:00Z

She's 20, she's skinny, she's blonde, and Gossip Girl's Blake Lively may also be a little too glib for her own personal safety. Ever vigilant Just Jared captures Blake invoking sex with Brad Pitt and risking death from Angelina Jolie.

Nicole Richie: And baby makes angry

poxline — 2008-04-01T12:07:00Z

MTV's New Mother of the Year award just slipped out of fresh mama Nicole Richie's grasp. Despite her bust benefiting with a bump and a lift from carrying her kid, Nicole is pegged by the evil handicapper at CelebSlam as a mommy who resents the maternal duties -- and not just the duties in diapers.

Tila Tequila is tuna with good taste

poxline — 2008-04-01T11:58:00Z

Life is full of hard choices: Do you want tuna with good taste? Or tuna that tastes good? Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna believes he's found a special fish that embodies both elements of great taste in Tila Tequila.

Lindsay Lohan joins the sisterhood of the mullet

poxline — 2008-04-01T11:23:00Z

If Lindsay Lohan intends to dispel nagging rumors that she is as gay as her extensions are long, the second thing she needs to do is ditch butch BFF Samantha Ronson. The corrective lenses at Flynet focus on cutting off that bleached dyke mullet as Lohan's first step back to heterosexuality.

Sacha Baron Cohen Mocks Gays for Laughs and Money

poxline — 2008-03-31T18:31:00Z

Is the next stop on comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's path to cultural enlightenment a performance in black face? All kidding aside, Sacha's cruel gay parody isn't any more insensitive than Rosie O'Donnell's ugly portrayal of a mentally challenged woman in Riding the Bus with My Sister.

Demi Moore: Leech or liar?

poxline — 2008-03-26T11:14:00Z

Desperately youthful Demi Moore appeared on David Letterman's Late Night show to celebrate being cover girl on Bazaar's 'Great Bags' issue. A Socialite's Life studies indications that old bag Demi's seeming agelessness has something in common with a vampire's.

Are the Jonas Brothers the only virgins on 'Dancing With the Stars'?

poxline — 2008-03-26T10:05:00Z

So ABC, which is owned by Disney, featured trilling tween dreams the Jonas Brothers -- a Disney act -- on Dancing With the Stars. The J. Bros. all claim to be virgins; and yet it feels like someone is getting screwed here.

Christina Ricci: 'Speed Racer' has Trixie up its sleeve

poxline — 2008-03-25T16:54:00Z

Cars, cartoons and Christina Ricci are the profane trinity that the brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski hope will combine for cinema magic in Speed Racer. Flynet's freethinkers ponder the ineffable cuteness that Ricci brings as Speed's girlfriend, Trixie.

Spencer Pratt's advice for the ill-advised

poxline — 2008-03-25T16:25:00Z

Although hollow head Spencer Pratt's influence on The Hills Heidi Montag has taken her from being a central character on the show to a terminal also ran, ever-vigilant Just Jared captures Pratt in the role of online advice columnist.

Lindsay Lohan: Fake sex tape too real for her

poxline — 2008-03-25T15:58:00Z

The same day that it was posted, video footage purportedly of ex-actress Lindsay Lohan engaged in oral sodomy was exposed as a fraud. A Socilaite's Life studies the imponderable possibility that Lohan missed the memo that the tape was a fake.

Jamie Lynn Spears: 'Engaged and Underage' Celebrity Edition

poxline — 2008-03-25T15:38:00Z

Growing-up-fast little sister Jamie Lynn Spears was on route to pass up big sister Britney Spears in the misbehavin' sweepstakes, but the evil equalizer at CelebSlam calculates that Jamie will be hearing wedding bells before she does baby wails.

Miley Cyrus: What would Jesus do with a girl like Miley?

poxline — 2008-03-25T15:23:00Z

Our Lord and Savior is known for being all powerful, all merciful and fully compassionate. So let's assume, given the opportunity, He would use his mysterious ways to mercifully fix Miley Cyrus's teeth and compassionately -- for the rest of us -- make her a mute.

'Gossip Girl' scandal: Only one guy is gay?

poxline — 2008-03-24T11:46:00Z

In a revelation that may shock dedicated 'Gossip Girl' watchers, one male character is set to disclose a bent sexual predilection. A Socialite's Life studies the unlikelihood that one of the Gossip boys might turn out to be heterosexual.

Heath Ledger: No pennies in Heaven

poxline — 2008-03-24T11:32:00Z

Fresh on the story of Heath Ledger's father and uncles verbally sparring over the prematurely deceased actor's vast fortune come news from the evil accountant at CelebSlam that Heath died with little more than a few months' rent to his name.

Hilary Duff: Sexy or slobby?

poxline — 2008-03-24T11:21:00Z

Effervescent Disney delight Hilary Duff refuses to be pigeonholed by constraints of corporate image or common fashion sense. The freethinkers at Flynet wonder: Where did Duff get the guts to go public all Daisy Duked, pasty and makeup free?