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Outrage and comedic reactions have followed reports that XXX video superstar Paris Hilton's coming jail time has been cut from 45 days to half that time. Is this reduction a travesty of justice, or just Paris as usual?

Known as a punky provocateur, singer Avril Lavigne has been exploring a sexier public persona, appearing topless in Blender and attending a party to celebrate the sexual ranking of women in Maxim magazine. Is Avril betraying her core beliefs, or simply taking control of her media imagery?

The papers are alive with shots of celebrities riding scooters, but some pictures don't fit in with the others. Consider the set of Leonardo DiCaprio, James Belushi and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Which of these three pictures is the odd one out? And why?

The students of Fresno, California's Roosevelt High School recently elected transgendered Johnny Vera to be prom queen. Is crowning Johnny good, bad or no big deal either way?

On trial for the gunshot death of a female guest in his home, music producer Phil Spector has been caught on video spouting off some odd notions about women. Does this tape make Phil seem like he's just a nut, or is this a guy who could murder a defenseless girl?

Formerly rising starlet Lindsay Lohan's approval rating, career prospects and perhaps even her life expectancy have all dipped lately. Most blame Lohan's perceived declines on nonstop party behavior. Should Lohan lay low?

According to the U.K.'s Daily Mail, following her sentencing to 45 days in jail for entitlement issues, sex tape superstar Paris Hilton visited a Los Angeles-area church.

What does it mean that Paris walked out of the house of worship without having been struck dead by a bolt of lightening?

The keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna surveillance tool has spied a side of Mary-Kate Olsen that only her mortician was meant to see. Washboard abs are one thing, but a ribcage that could be used to scour laundry for a family of six is perhaps an indication of pathology. Has Mary-Kate gone too far in her beauty diet?

Every year, readers have to wonder if some drab celebrity woman's hot publicist managed to persuade a Maxim editor to look beyond reality and stamp a mutt with the Hot 100 pedigree. Which of these three suspcious choices was the most un-hot?