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A magazine like Men's Vogue needs to keep edgy and groundbreaking, and the best way to say, 'Hey, we're on the forefront of contemporary expression' is to fixate upon a provocatively half-naked girl who was very recently a child. Is Hayden Panettiere guilty of conspiring with Men's Vogue to create mock child porn?

Little Lourdes must be the luckiest and most charismatic 11-year-old alive. Not only does she get to have Madonna for her mother, but she was approached to play a role in the next Harry Potter movie. Is there any chance in heck that offer would have come if Lourdes's mom was, say, Pam Anderson?

Horror metal jokers Gwar were quoted by Seattlepi.com as swearing from the stage that they hate celebrities and desire to kill George Bush, Paris Hilton and Bam Margera. Which one should they snuff first?

Popular demand is the favorite type of demand to a young band like Paramore. And it's due to popular demand that extra dates have been added to the group's upcoming UK concert series. The three added dates bring the total number of shows in England and environs to an even dozen. Are 12 concerts enough for British Isles? Do they deserve more? Less?

P.S.: Here are the dates:January 2008 Tour Dates: 29th - Manchester Apollo 30th - Manchester Apollo (Extra show) February Tour Dates: 1st - London Brixton Academy 2nd - London Brixton Academy (Extra show) 4th - Birmingham Carling Academy 5th - Birmingham Carling Academy (Extra show) 6th - Bristol Carling Academy 8th - Portsmouth Guildhall 9th - Nottingham Rock City 10th - Glasgow Carling Academy 12th - Newcastle Carling Academy 13th - Leicester De Montfort Hall

United Kingdom casualty Amy Winehouse has hit a rocky road at the beginning of her long-anticipated English tour, and Mum is concerned. "My heart goes out to her," says Janis Winehouse. "I wouldn't hesitate to tell her to pull out if I feared she was in danger. I don't want Amy destroying herself." Does Mum have any chance of pulling Amy's plug?

Is it right to give thanks when Battle of the Big Screen is warring over a video game rehash (Hitman), a Snow White update (Enchanted) and a horror remake (The Mist)? Click for trailers below, and strike a blow.

With her hospital stay predicted to be a short one, infected kidney sufferer Mary-Kate Olsen needs to look toward the future. If her strained organ shuts down, where should Mary-Kate look for a transplant?

Cat lovers are a hearty breed, especially the Arizona woman who has painstaking nurtured special kitty Lil'Bit (as in Lil'Bit of love) to a ripe age of seven months. According to the Daily Mail, vets had predicted that the young tom would not survive a week, having been born with two faces and three eyes. But the determined owner fed the kitten with a medicine dropper at 15-minute intervals, and a long life appears to be in store. The owner speculates that her pet has two brains because one of the animal's faces can sleep while the other is awake. If your cat had a kitten like Lil'Bit, would you keep it or send it on its way?

Karaoke superstar Ashlee Simpson is quoted in the New York Daily News as begging a band of roving photographers to refrain from snapping her image while she lurked in an alley behind her boyfriend Pete Wentz's bar, Angels and Kings. Ashlee, who has never before shown any indication of being camera shy, claimed she didn't want pictures to be taken of her while she was smoking. Could there have been another reason for Simpson's sudden modesty?

Mighty lunged force of pop Christina Aguilera is so busy expecting her first baby that she didn't bother to put on panties before opening her legs and stepping out of her car in front of a team of candid photographers. So now photos of Aguilera's stressed pantyhose are spread all over the Internet. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all pulled the same stunt, minus baby bump, which in the past caused Christina to remark: “I say keep your legs closed. There’s a proper way to make sure privates are kept private. That’s just my personal take on exiting a limo.” Given Christina's strong beliefs on public indecency, was her flash accident or deliberate incident?