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The first Spice Girls concert in a decade will take place in London in the middle of December. If you were hoping to score tickets, you're too late. Promoters claim that the show sold out in a mere 38 seconds. The 38-second sell out makes Miley Cyrus seem a little slow. She's been selling out her Hannah Montana shows in a little under four minutes. Who would you rather hurry to see, Hannah or Spice?

Body issues are serious concerns to many girls and young women. For instance, The Hills outcast Heidi Montag admitted to Us magazine "I don't care" if she died during boob job surgery. "If I don't wake up," Heidi said, "it's worth it." Is being willing to die in pursuit of body image a sign of individual insanity or indicative of our sick society?

In an interview on Chart Attack, Tomethy Furse and Joshua Von Grimm of the Horrors admitted that they are horrified by bands that play overly long sets. Joshua: "I hate seeing bands that play longer than 40 minutes. I get really bored. If you think about it, you're just standing there watching people, and no one watches people for longer than 40 minutes. It just gets boring." Tomethy: "Sitting there listening for an hour, hour-and-a-half." Joshua: "Nobody wants that." Tomethy: "Nobody would do that. Why would anyone watch a band for an hour-and-a-half?"

Are there any bands that deserve to play for 90 minutes?

"Each record I make is personal," said Ashlee Simpson at the Hornitos tequila launch party, referring to her upcoming album. "You may hear a bit [about her romance with Pete Wentz]." Do you want to hear Ashlee singing of her love for Pete?

The weekends are made for opening night fights. There's little room for compromise among Feast of Love, The Game Plan and The Kingdom. Click below for trailers, then decide. Which movie will you see on principle alone?

As moments in history go, September 27 ranks as a busy date for party people birthdays. Canadian songbird Avril Lavigne, Louisiana rapper Lil Wayne and red-blooded and massive Meat Loaf all share September 27 as the day they appeared on the planet. Celebrations are in order. Whose birthday party would you most like to crash?

Popular songs are often only popular because they appeal to the most rabid demographic for music on earth -- connoisseurs aged 14 to 16. And yet, when the bands who perform these songs come to town, often they play at venues with entrance restricted to 18 and over or -- in the most dire of injustices -- 21 and over. Certainly this ageist policy is unfair. But is there an age that is too young for live shows? On the other hand, when is someone too old to rock out at a public performance?

According to E! Online, XXX superstar Paris Hilton has announced plans to visit the war ravaged African nation of Rwanda. The situation in Rwanda is dire, and Paris plans to go as soon as she finishes her new movie. "There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.” How could Paris better help the people of Rwanda?

In an ongoing dispute with the mother of Kelly Osbourne, wrecked widow Courtney Love seems to have admitted to abusing the highly addictive painkiller OxyContin with Kelly's brother Jack. "Fu*k you," Courtney is quoted as saying, going on to claim that she had been ignorant of OxyContin until hooking up with Jack, barely a teenager. Insists Courtney, "It was the first time I was ever introduced to the pills." It sounds as if Courtney, who at the time was older than death, had a dope party with a kid who was barely into puberty. If this is true, what is a fitting punishment for Love?

Highly paid and widely lusted after actress Jessica Alba has bragged to CNN: "I am super dorky." But is she dorky enough to join The Dorks Club?