I've got my eye on you

It seems like just a few months ago that Britney Spears was knocked up with a leeching wanna-rap loser's second kid, attacking cars with umbrellas while running around bald, flashing her lady bits to the paparazzi and talking while her mouth was full of food. Obviously, these events did not all occur on the same day. But look at last week alone: The Louisiana popped tart ran out on an intervention staged by her immediate family, refused to open the door to her home for a visitation from her two court-removed sons, applied for a job as a bartender in a Los Angeles hotel that is too classy to hire her and was photographed smoking a cigarette beside a functioning gasoline pump. We've all seen too much Britney. But are you able to look away?

Australian actress Sophie Monk's best known screen credits are for her comedic portrayals of tantalizing blondes in date movies such as Date Movie. But to informed observers, Sophie is better known as girlfriend to Benji Madden, half of the twin brothers who front the band Good Charlotte. Is Sophie good for Good Charlotte, or would the band be more popular if they were all single?

Fall Out Boy bass and brains Pete Wentz played the photo-op field at Hollywood Life magazine's Hollywood Style awards at L.A.'s Pacific Design Center. Aside from saying cheese in company of girlfriend Ashlee Simpson, popular Pete also made everlasting Kodak moments with sex tape star Kim Kardashian and nude model Vanessa Hudgens. Of the four people in these photos, only Ashlee Simpson has yet to flood the Internet with images of her private parts. Perhaps this reticence to expose her secret self is making Ashlee a little dull for Pete. If senor Wentz opts for more spice in his sex life, who is he more likely to heat things up with: Kim or Vanessa?

Being a founding member of London's garage goth punk revivalists the Horrors would be creative expression enough for most artists, but Faris Rotter is also an acclaimed draftsman. The thin, sepulchrally attired musician will have an October showing of his drawings at the Bodhi Gallery on Brick Lane in London. Is Faris the best musician artist you can think of?

Reedy British warbler Lily Allen has repeatedly gone on media record lambasting fashion industry dictates about the so-called ideal female form. Lily rejects stick figure chic and accepts her curvy figure as natural, healthy and beautiful. But that doesn't stop her from wanting to be thin. The chubby, cheeky hypocrite has reportedly hired a hypnotist to help her slim down. "After hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad." If Lily loses the weight, will she fell better, or just the same?

Despite banking around $20 million for her roles in the Harry Potter movies, kid actress Emma Watson has her pocket money doled out by her dad. If you had $20 million, who would be running the show: You? Or Mom and Pop?

Being the frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars requires sacrifices that many artists are unwilling to make. According to Contact Music, singer Jared Leto has vowed to abstain from alcohol while touring with his band. If the no booze policy works for Leto, what should some other players give up for the sake of their bands?

Playing guitar for Panic! at the Disco should give Ryan Ross an unshakable sense of personal identity. But, after scrapping songs for a proposed second album, Ryan confessed to NME: "We'll probably end-up starting another band to play those songs. It was that different to what we'd done before. It was out there." Would Panic! still be Panic! if they didn't sound like Panic!?

Paramore singer Hayley Williams is known for her openness and honesty; so there's no reason to doubt her assertion: "Have I dated anybody in a band? No." But there is always a first time. When Hayley crosses that line and goes out with a band member, who would you most like to see her with?

The music of Cradle of Filth has been deemed too macabre for Mickey Mouse. In response to his band being banned from Mickey's Orlando, Florida, hometown, filthy singer Dani Filth reasoned to Blabbermouth.com: "If Disney didn't want to see hordes of black-clad figures lurking around their jaded kingdom then they should've thought twice about creating characters like Cruella DeVille and Maleficent in the first place. The main difference being that this tour is no fairytale and that we're the real f***ing deal!" Who is more disturbing: Cradle of Filth or Disney?