The news for Louisiana popped tart Britney Spears is predominantly bad. Fresh on revelations that tactless Spears has been blacklisted from West Hollywood's star-magnet Chateau Marmont hotel due to grossing out the regular patrons comes insider speculation that headline-grabbing attorney Gloria Allread is planning to spring a secret witness at Monday afternoon's child custody hearing, virtually ensuring that Spears will forfeit custody of her two children to their father, Kevin Federline. What is the greater humiliation? Being banned from a hotel that survives by indulging celebrity misbehavior? Or being deemed a less fit parent than Kevin Federline?
 
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laurenniko: 09/17/2007 10:08 AM
Losing the kids.

And why is Paz Hilton groping her boob?
lovefromeponine: 09/17/2007 1:33 PM
that's kinda what I was thinking.....
steffie8890: 09/17/2007 1:40 PM
ha, i didn't even notice
Killer Kitten: 09/17/2007 5:14 PM
losing the kids....K-Fed looks like he'd be on crack! thank GOD John Cena beat him up on WWE! WOOHOO! even if it was fake it was awsome!!
steve: 09/18/2007 2:31 AM
so why did she get banned again?
watevapanicwants: 09/21/2007 7:58 PM
^^^they didnt want to look bad
xxxsophieeexxx: 10/26/2007 8:37 AM
uh losing her kids to "K-fed"
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