What is more astounding? That
MTV reality spawn
Kelly Osbourne is starring in a musical production of
Chicago in London's West End, or that Kelly's two best friends at the opening performance are
Kate Moss and
Amy Winehouse? What's the glue that binds this trio?

wtf is kate doing? amy winehouse: clearly your quintessential rocker. drugs. alchohol. sex (with her husband). i'm she she runs/has run the gamut of illicit rock activities, following in the footsteps of other notoriously gluttonous rockers mick jagger and sid vicious. kate moss: pure sex. she's a fashionista with a taste for the wilder side. she's beautiful in an odd, but stunning way, and she like to surround herself with the rough, less refined type (ie, doherty). but kelly? over-privileged, over-vocal brat with nothing but her father's credentials, a stint with the aforementioned bert, and some reality tv b.s. to support her "claim" to fame.
one of these things is not like the others. one of these things just doesn't fit.
i wish i was in on that
wow....... thatd be awesome
but Kelly is far better than that other 2 shitfaced sluts