XXX superstar Paris Hilton has confided that she wants babies by next year. Jailbird Paris has yet to prove she can be a responsible dog owner, but she actually wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen to a newborn. Here are ten people even less qualified than Paris to care for a child. Who's been left out?
 
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xforgivexmex: 09/05/2007 4:19 PM
im loving the micheal jackson one! lol
H.Ballad: 09/05/2007 4:32 PM
what scares me most, a lot in this group actually have kids
I R Kitten, HEAR ME rewr: 09/05/2007 4:48 PM
Ann Coulter. Runner-up: Amy Winehouse.
rockinponda: 09/05/2007 4:55 PM
Paris is just trying to one-up Nicole as usual. She's going to make sure she has twins instead, I'm sure!
kclovesmcr4life: 09/05/2007 7:10 PM
What exactly is Paris doing? She's wanting kids now? Oh dear lord
zanzoun: 09/05/2007 7:23 PM
i'd say MM he's tooo weird for kids!!!!
xxxtheacademyisxxx: 09/05/2007 11:22 PM
even though i don't like Marilyn Manson and your probally right he could throw the kid off the staage and say kill it then i'll perform but he is actually a smart guy
musicgeneration: 09/05/2007 11:25 PM
Woah............

this is hard lol...but prob marylin manson....i just cant imagine him with kids
Killer Kitten: 09/06/2007 12:05 AM
no offense but she's copying off of Nicole Richie. maybe she wants to be like Nicole! she at least calmed down and tried to stay in the dark unlike Paris
omgimgonnamarryhim: 09/06/2007 12:34 AM
i think nicole having children is just as bad as any of those people listed having them.. except for marilyn. while i cant imagine him with kids, i dont think he'd be that horrible of a parent. he's a very intelligent man, unlike the rest of the people listed up there who are severely lacking in the common sense area
omgimgonnamarryhim: 09/06/2007 12:35 AM
actually i dont have a clue who ann coulter is. but if she's on that list maybe i dont want to know anyway...?
issieirony: 09/06/2007 12:38 AM
I don't think Marilyn/brian would be that bad a dad. If you listen to him, he makes sense. He's just a controversial metal-star. Whats wrong with that? He bouht his mom a house. He's sweet. But the thing is, he wouldn't WANT kids. I say michael jackson... eww feeling your own kids up....
iamalberthammondjr: 09/06/2007 8:34 AM
why has paris decided that she wants babies by next year all so suddenly...someone should let her know that babies are for life and arn't a fashion accessory that she can tote around in a prada bag....
PanasonicYouth: 09/06/2007 10:59 AM
UGH
ANN COULTER FTW.
kclovesmcr4life: 09/06/2007 11:31 AM
Who is Ann Coulter?
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