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"My deepest disappointment with life is that there is no plastic surgery for hands."

“Not only does society suffer from racism and sexism but it also suffers from ageism. Once you reach a certain age you’re not allowed to be adventurous, you’re not allowed to be sexual. I mean, is there a rule? Are you supposed to just die?” Cheaters can find out who said it here.

The Battle of the Big Screen heats up as the holiday season moves on. The fight's on between Golden Compass, Revolver and Atonement. Click below for trailers, and cast your vote.

Perky divorcee Reese Witherspoon heads a list of Hollywood's ten highest paid actresses, as disclosed by the Hollywood Reporter. Reese averages $15 to $20 million per movie. Despite being in some of the biggest stinkers of the millennium, Halle Berry, Drew Barrymore, Sandra Bullock, Renee Zellweger, Angelina Jolie and Cameron Diaz all command $10 million and up per job. Is there any way this money could be better spent?

His coming child with wide-bellied waif Nicole Richie has inspired Good Charlotte twin Joel Madden to tell MTV that he is about to launch a line of baby clothing. Is his girlfriend's being knocked up qualify Joel to become a baby designer?

No good deed goes unpunished, as evidenced by Fall Out Boy's Invisible Children van receiving a parking ticket while the band was performing inside the San Jose, California, Events Center. SFist points out that the van was indeed parked at a red curb. Should Invisible Children be excused from paying the ticket?

Pregnancy, nudity and celebrity are three key elements in selling magazines to women. Xtina or Britney: Which naked and knocked-up VIP would more induce you to buy a ladies rag?

As November ends, the Battle for the Big Screen becomes a cerebral affair. Awake, Mama's Boy and The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Click below for trailers. Can you think of a reason to see one over the others?

'Scream America,' a limited edition, two-song Tokio Hotel single is set to land in the USA on December 11, with fully half of the songs being remixed by AFI's Jade Puget. The full-length Scream album drops stateside in early 2008. What guest producers/mixers would you like to see on there?

Although insider reports have the Hollywood writers strike ending in time for Christmas, talk show boss Carson Daly is a man who grew up opening his presents early. In a bid to ensure that he will beat Leno, Letterman and Stewart for at least one night's ratings, Daly is putting his show back into production, breaking alliance with the striking writers. Carson knows that he is nothing without words being put in his mouth, and has sent an email to family, friends and associates inducing them to call with jokes to be used on the show. Anyone caring to be a scab launch their Hollywood writing career can call 818-260-5107 and leave your best material. Are you on Carson's side, or the writers?