I've got my eye on you

The same day that it was posted, video footage purportedly of ex-actress Lindsay Lohan engaged in oral sodomy was exposed as a fraud. A Socilaite's Life studies the imponderable possibility that Lohan missed the memo that the tape was a fake.

Growing-up-fast little sister Jamie Lynn Spears was on route to pass up big sister Britney Spears in the misbehavin' sweepstakes, but the evil equalizer at CelebSlam calculates that Jamie will be hearing wedding bells before she does baby wails.

In a revelation that may shock dedicated 'Gossip Girl' watchers, one male character is set to disclose a bent sexual predilection. A Socialite's Life studies the unlikelihood that one of the Gossip boys might turn out to be heterosexual.

Fresh on the story of Heath Ledger's father and uncles verbally sparring over the prematurely deceased actor's vast fortune come news from the evil accountant at CelebSlam that Heath died with little more than a few months' rent to his name.

Effervescent Disney delight Hilary Duff refuses to be pigeonholed by constraints of corporate image or common fashion sense. The freethinkers at Flynet wonder: Where did Duff get the guts to go public all Daisy Duked, pasty and makeup free?

The apparent fact that adventuress Lindsay Lohan has been preserved on tape performing oral sodomy surprises no one except Lindsay. A Socialite's Life studies a claim that Lohan can't remember filming the scene.

The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, her new Hard Candy album, a vibrant marriage and a rich spiritual life! No wonder the Bauer-Griffin sharpshooters can't help but find Madonna looking as beautiful on the outside as her soul is on the inside.

The stars of television and teen fan 'zine seem so removed from the boys and girls of Anytown, USA, but the Flynet freethinkers believe that intestinal distress is a plague even to Gossip Girl star Blake Lively.

Fame may be a cruel mistress, but fashion is a total bitch. The desire to foist her amateur designs on the American public has driven achievement-free celebrity Lauren Conrad to be studied by A Socialite's Life as she begs David Letterman to treat her kindly.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, prostitute to ex-New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, made news by refusing Girls Gone Wild kingpin Joe Francis's $1-million offer to pose nude. The evil researcher at CelebSlam uncovers that Ashley already gave it to Joe, probably for free.