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Some stinks, a person can never build up a tolerance for. A Socialite's Life studies Nicky Hilton, who grew up downwind from toxic mess Paris so should be able to nose through anything, and marvels that there appears to be some noxious scent she is not immune to.

Self-proclaimed supermodel Janice Dickinson has been stranded on a tropical island for 16 weeks running now. Or so it seems. It also seems that knowing Flynet eyes have honed in on Janice just as she is about to go cannibal.

Her role in Transformers has transformed scrappy Megan Fox from the girlfriend of an old guy from Beverly Hills 90210 to an international superstar movie actress diva! Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna focuses on Megan's ascension to number one!

She's 20, she's skinny, she's blonde, and Gossip Girl's Blake Lively may also be a little too glib for her own personal safety. Ever vigilant Just Jared captures Blake invoking sex with Brad Pitt and risking death from Angelina Jolie.

MTV's New Mother of the Year award just slipped out of fresh mama Nicole Richie's grasp. Despite her bust benefiting with a bump and a lift from carrying her kid, Nicole is pegged by the evil handicapper at CelebSlam as a mommy who resents the maternal duties -- and not just the duties in diapers.

Life is full of hard choices: Do you want tuna with good taste? Or tuna that tastes good? Keen-eyed Hollywood Tuna believes he's found a special fish that embodies both elements of great taste in Tila Tequila.

If Lindsay Lohan intends to dispel nagging rumors that she is as gay as her extensions are long, the second thing she needs to do is ditch butch BFF Samantha Ronson. The corrective lenses at Flynet focus on cutting off that bleached dyke mullet as Lohan's first step back to heterosexuality.

Desperately youthful Demi Moore appeared on David Letterman's Late Night show to celebrate being cover girl on Bazaar's 'Great Bags' issue. A Socialite's Life studies indications that old bag Demi's seeming agelessness has something in common with a vampire's.

Cars, cartoons and Christina Ricci are the profane trinity that the brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski hope will combine for cinema magic in Speed Racer. Flynet's freethinkers ponder the ineffable cuteness that Ricci brings as Speed's girlfriend, Trixie.

Although hollow head Spencer Pratt's influence on The Hills Heidi Montag has taken her from being a central character on the show to a terminal also ran, ever-vigilant Just Jared captures Pratt in the role of online advice columnist.