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Kid Rock Prefers War Over Pam


The artist formerly known as the lucky, pot-bellied bastard who was having sex with whenever he wanted to will probably remain celibate this Christmas.  Pam Anderson

Kid Rock
has volunteered to deploy in a Middle East war zone and provide entertainment to American soldiers.

That's how tough breaking up is to do.  Flying off to a sand-blasted death pit is preferable to fighting it out at home.

Posted on 12/22/2006 2:55 PM Visits: 64
freighttrain: 12/22/2006 3:12 PM
Maybe he's doing it to forget Pam?
helenavengeance: 12/24/2006 9:47 AM
idk... kinda creepy tho....
anthony: 12/25/2006 3:10 PM
if i was with her, my shirt would read, i would rather be in this rack
emobaby6: 12/27/2006 9:13 AM
im with him
evangee: 01/02/2007 8:29 AM
meh, Pams cute but Iraqi beer really is quite a treat! But uhm Pam if you read this..holla..im a good listener and can even muster up one heluva back massage...that and ive always been fond of volleyball.
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