According to City Rag
, the only thing hick millionaire Britney Spears
likes dropping more than babies is handfuls of change.
Perhaps busy speculating on the quality of hook-ups she might encounter while in rehab, the never-graceful Spears is reported to have dumped a handful of coins
on the ground while exiting a Los Angeles restaurant.
Brit treated the spilled change as if she'd dropped one of her children's soiled diapers: she advised a parking attendant to pick it up.
It could have been worse. There might have been no tip at all.